What happened to her body?

Yes that is Bella's beanie from Twilight. No I didn't link the pattern. I posted this because I will have nightmares of this severed head mannequin. How much more does it really cost to by a head with a neck attached?

OMG EYE!

I used to have this tiny little polymer clay dragon I bought at a bookstore when I was a kid. Looking at this dragon takes me right back there and makes me super sad I lost it. This adorable dragon is a free pattern thankfully and I think I will just have to whip one up. Click here for the pattern.

Regretsy

I have found the snarkiest of snarky sites thanks to a thread on Ravelry.com. Regretsy.com is just about the funniest thing I have come across in a long time. I had actual tears in my eyes from reading some of the posts. Beware though, this has lots of NSFW (not safe for work) images and lots of foul language, but if you don't mind that stuff, this site will knock your socks off. They even have some crochet (though not always spelled correctly -- crotched to be exact). Click on the title of this post to go check it out.

I <3 Owls

I have loved owls ever since I memorized a poem attached to a macrame owl at my great grandfather's (who was like a second dad to me) house. In honor of that, here is a super cute little owl amigurumi pattern for all of you. Click here to be take to the free pattern. Oh and here is the poem just in case you were wondering:

A wise old owl sat on an oak,
The more he saw, the less he spoke,
The less he spoke, the more he heard,
Why can't we all be like that bird?

Now where did I put that menstural cup?

OH that's right, I put it in my uterus!

 No, not that one silly, it's not that time of the month.

I put it in my crocheted uterus.

Nuff said.

Pattern of the Week

I'm a muppet fan so pardon me if you're not getting the reference in these cute glasses holders. Craftster also has some Animal (the muppet who plays the drums) up on Ravelry which are equally cute. Click here for the pattern for the above pattern, and click here to be taken to the Rav page with the animal pattern.

Booby Beanies!!

Where were these "woolen nursing pads" back when I was breastfeeding? I mean there is nothing I would have liked better on my tender breasts than nice warm itchy wool beanies. There is always the next kid.

She's got a great personality.

Oh, and that third nipple, but you can only see it when she wears a bikini.

What's the poop made out of?

For the low price of just $7.50 you too can crochet yourself a pooping dog. Sorry guys, poop not included.

What's a pooping dog without poop?

When good pets go bad

I'm feeling feisty today, and I haven't posted in awhile (thanks CSULB), so I thought I would catch everyone up on some What were they thinking? pics. To start us off, we have poor pets being subjected to their owner's questionable crochet.

Hen Sweater ~ I can't even figure out how you would get that thing on.

In honor of Halloween, kandy korn kitty. Really, she likes it, can't you tell by her expression.

They had to get the dog drunk before he would wear this one.

Help me!!